Naming your baby is something all parents look forward to .While it take a lot of efforts to give you bundle of joy a beautiful identity, sometimes the extra effort take the wrong turn. While no parent want to make their kid to look like a frantic roll call for a semi pro paintball team , sometimes that what exactly happens.
Rugged personalities with grammatic names
The era where parents name their kids Anvil or Guage instead of a real life personality , after a decade they would look like disorganised shopping list for home renovation project that never got off the ground.
Branding names
Unless your some multimillion billionaire with a actual surname don’t go giving your kids Armani and Chanel as names, when all they wearing is mismatched socks. You definitely don’t want your kids to sound like trust funds that does not exist, ten years down the lane
Overusing X
Shoving an X into any name to create something like Jaxson or Braxton may seem edgy for now but after a decade these kids sound more like a math exponent with extreme spelling.
Fantasy names
Naming your daughters and sons with fantasy charater names like Snowflake or blaze may thrill you now but aftera decade imagine them creating a resume or business profile with such a funny name that wont feel fantastic at all.
Occupational Names
If you are one of those parents obsessed with names like Archer , Thatcher or Fletcher when your kids doesn’t know how to pick a bow . These medivial names feel ridiculous on a software engineer or a social media manager.
Geographical Names
Loving for a place or country so much as to name you kid after that may seem sophisticated or nostalgic once in a while .But after a decade you don’t want your kid to look like a stamped passport or neon sign in birth certificate.
Virtue Names
Giving kids names like Wild , Rowdy may seem bold for now but these personality names seem like parody asking for a lifetime of ironic introduction. You definitely don’t want to name your scaredy cat boy wild and ask for embarrassment.
Celestial Names
As cute and lively it may sound, but naming your kids Mars, Nebula or Jupiter make them look like a universal galaxy model. These sci-fi characters although may bring in some exactment now but ten years from now your kids would definite wish some more grounded and earthly rather than sounding like a futuristic energy drink.
Corporate Names
You don’t want kids to look like a walking talking billboard after a decade which may not even exist that time . Turning your kids into a failed marketing strategy or a failed business doesn’t seem quite a good idea, is it?
